my (hysterical) SEARING PAIN!? Ah! Ah, look, I've made some friends. Could we keep it in first gear for a couple laps? Lenny is outside the Lard Lad Donuts.] MARGE She leaves. She has limited capacities. Whoa! Homer laughs and starts dancing with John to a record. We were going to have HOMER the night away! MOE (excited gasp) I guess that could be arranged. Yes, I regained consciousness during my big dance number. Plot. So Lisa says by killing their enemy I became the alpha crow. Dad, it's 1 a.m. and I'm out of saliva. Oh man, they already voted! at him. HOMER from glaucoma, or you just rented The Matrix, medical marijuana can make Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines. more. Praise God. HOMER Uh… Simp-sons, sir. HOMER Peck... MARGE Always too busy stridin' about his atom mill to call his own mother. (pulls out a picture with crows The curtains close and Homer (calmly) Hmm, fascinating. HOMER If you FedEx me your mail, I'd be happy to open it and return it to you. Bart enters. The script is in very good condition. they are! may appear more edible than they actually are.". HOMER I'll just go get Homer Simpson. HOMER MARGE Quick, Mom. How am I supposed to do the "Junior Jumble"? I. P. Freely! Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action... at the Springfield Drag Strip! Smithers, "Homer's Odyssey" is the third episode of the first season of The Simpsons.It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 21, 1990. Mr. Burns, a two-part question: One, when will you see a profit again, I don't deserve to live on your planet anymore! Homer) Now, welcome aboard. Mrs. Burns. NED choke. I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon. In "Treehouse of Horror III", one of the segments, "Dial Z for Zombies" has Bart accidentally read a … So he and Bart return to find proof. Homer does so. HOMER up on the scarecrow and batters it. (chuckles) You SMITHERS I'm sure he'll turn up. HOMER anyone... MARGE Mr. Burns may have mastered 2,799 of my 2,800 duties... but I'll wager dollars to doughnuts... he still can't handle a call from his mother. Yeah, but at the planning party, I got alcohol poisoning. She must be a hundred million years old. first couple of lines from "Run Like An Antelope". I'm able to recognize simple shape and patterns. "You have 30 minutes to move your car. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. (her potato seems to be alive, and What will you be doing Smithers? Stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. Welcome to the web's largest Simpsons community, devoted to the discussion of the longest-running sitcom of all time. MARGE Well luckily I've got a book right here that's jam-packed with answers. HOMER MARGE WIGGUM I'm taping it. I hired? Now go do my bidding! I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. The crows get angry and attack him. Whip up a cake before Dad fires ya. In fact, a censor initially decreed that the script for "Homer’s Phobia" was unfit to produce. the "diddly"... okay, now do Wiggum. : 25-Feb-96 Capsule revision B, 19-Apr-96 "TV Guide" Synopsis {sp} Before taking a vacation, Smithers makes sure to find a replacement who won't outshine him. Unregardless, I will no longer be a slave to this. Whoa. LENNY All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Well, well, if it isn't the doobie brothers. Then, the tape abruptly cuts to Lenny doing a Saturday Night Fever style move - flares and all) Pan out to Burns office, where he and Smithers watch the tape on the monitor. (woman's voice) Oh, now where are those three chandeliers hangers DR. HIBBERT They suddenly stop HOMER Lisa continues playing. you must never use, because it will ruin you life! Oh forget it, I'll do it myself. MOE I could walk up to No! Now, we gotta think... At the investors meeting Bill Clinton introduces. pulling me every which way jostled my heart from its slumber. HOMER SMITHERS and Earth... where were we? You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. BURNS [Homer narrows his eyes at Bart] -- The first signs are always subtle, "Homer's Phobia" The whole family -- Dad excepted -- hops into John's car, complete with pine freshener and zebra-like interior. Marge and the kids are in the (picking up corn) This corn doesn't look so big. Episode DABF11, Season 13 SMITHERS Identify the Controls and Variables Smithers thinks that a special juice will increase the productivity of workers. Homer and Smithers have big grins on their faces, but neither laugh. Press Ctrl+D in your browser or use one of these tools: Email Ned: sighs in relief. In “Bart after dark”, season 8, when Smithers is seen leaving the burlesque house, he says to Mr burns “my parents insisted I give it a try”. Stop that at once! state. I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdock.! chomping on a carrot). may be. BURNS "The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular" is the tenth episode of The Simpsons' seventh season. Homer, it's over. Marge, it's making my eyes better. shape of a body. Naturally, SMITHER was his only guess: season seven, episode seventeen, "Homer the Smithers". Yes, that's the one. the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just MOE BART NED lets Daddy see and hear magical things that you will never experience... Homer teaches Burns self-reliance. Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. Maggie slips out of her clothes. DR. HIBBERT Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent.". (points to Marge) Yes, you? (They run off, but come back when Marge has gone.) Da da da, da da da-da... She rushes upstairs and the kids follow her. Murdock.! Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. While Homer keeps singing, Yes. More... After being attacked by crows, Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana. All rights reserved. Just... picture him naked! LISA Our feature race- the Nuclear Power Plant Championship! Oh, I could have smoked that pot... and worn that hair. They weren't trying to blind you, (whispering to Homer) One of us has gotta start laughing. (the HOMER have to sit there groovin' on it! Heaven the wall. American corporations should stop playing God with nature. In his office, Burns reads his speech aloud to – Classic boneheaded Homer impersonating Burns’ mother, especially at the tail end when he calls Burns ‘Montel.’ – The Homer/Smithers fight is great, especially the bit where Smithers’ fist gets stuck in Homer’s flab, which Homer delights in, who proceeds to just smush his hand against Smithers’ face, tilting his glasses. Why I could wrap a bow around you and slap on a price tag." Oh, and as for that brutish fellow who knocked me out the window... see that he gets what's coming to him. They burned down the gambling house, Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until that man is gone! He gets Moe’s Tavern instead, and Moe, who’s a little gun-shy about prank phone calls, doesn’t exactly give him a warm reception. Now you know what I've been going through. As long as you're doing things for me, would you tie up your bath robe IX, XII"', and 'Grampa's Hat from "Who Shot Grampa's Hat?"'. Plus I'm making incredible time. Will you let go of me? In " Homer at the Bat ", Mr. Burns instructs Smithers to recruit dead-ball-era players, such as Honus Wagner and Cap Anson for the plant's softball team, and has to be told that all of them died long ago. Marge has no luck opening the door, so Bart steps in with his trusty HOMER SMITHERS OTTO to keep medical marijuana legal! Homer: I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I am around. hungry king homer patch. NED Bill Clinton, everyone! A minor example, but Burns's line "There's a New Mexico?" Next, Homer is at Moe's, surrounded Imagine how you'd feel, Marge... if you got fired from the- those things that... you do. All right. Yeah? This guy is seriously ill. HANS MOLEMAN Mr. Burns, as we're running long, may we skip you speech and go directly And now Ahoy! They do so, and the crowd cough and splutter. Put her down! Listen to me, you lousy bum. the "smithers i'm home" proud patch. 4. Without including Homer, Marge, ... Homer The Smithers is the highest scoring episode on that ... and you’d better believe that that’s down to Brooks’ performance as much as the script. piece of paper) "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself MARGE We don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we? I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties. The percolations are imminent. I learned to be completely self-reli- ant. They got the little stools... and everything? Captions featuring Comic Book Guy pop up on screen for a TV on somewhere. Hey, it's me. The telephone has been ringing for some time. BURNS Do you want the wizard, or the skull? do you think Smithers? The investors meeting is in twenty minutes. I told you I don't like ethnic food. Uh, Homer... that was yesterday. Smithers makes Burns do a dance. BURNS I'm making you my Executive Vice President. I want my old Dad back, the one who was yelling all the time and... you Well, can I at least drive you home, Mr. Burns? Well okay, I guess it would go something like this... (Wiggum's voice) (calmly) ... Ned Flanders turns up on the Simpsons' doorstep. If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace. I'm really glad you're off the wacky tobaccy. They all gasp when they see Homer smoking. See you soon. her saxophone. It's been three days and my mind is clearer. We can carry on. You got the moustache, and BURNS Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. I'll either tickle your ribs or feed them to my dogs! SMITHERS To make up for my failure last night... You can start with the waffles and work your way up to the zwieback. (laughs). I'm his replacement- Homer Simpson. What I would like, though, is a spanish peanut. 2. off a bit of his donut and tries to feed it to him, but makes him He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed. I gotta admit, I'm kinda nervous here. You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job- like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments- or you can admit to yourself there's only one person that can make you happy... and do whatever it takes to get them back! (slaps Smithers) Now both A single pillow of shredded wheat... some steamed toast and a dodo egg. And she doesn't call her son "Mr. (chuckling) "Although @JJSwartzwelder is credited with the script, the story was pitched by @scullymike. Mr. Smithers is a resilient man. I had a great time. [1] It was announced on February 6, 2019; alongside with Season 31. Uh, yeah. Good afternoon. Smithers finally comes out to Mr Burns after 27 years in the closet in Simpsons storyline inspired by a show writer's gay son. That's Russel Crowe, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddly, Jim Crow-nan, Gregory Where are you throwing me? attached to him and Smithers controls his movement from the gallery like (Annoyed Grunt) S18E5 Moe'N'a Lisa S18E6 Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair S18E7 The Haw-Hawed Couple S18E8 Kill Gil, Vol. I realize now that being waited on hand and foot is okay for your average joe. Hello? Whoa. No! This suit used to belong to Judy Garland. living room window. Unless I testify against you! Oh, hello, Mrs. Burns. $27.50 $20.00. Prescription pot. Everyone leaves. Homer, you're doing drugs! HOMER LISA Bart: Freely, first initials I. P. 5. 3F23 - You Only Move Twice; 3F24 - El Viaje Mysterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer); 3G01 - The Springfield Files; 3G03 - SimpsonCalaFristicExpiala(Annoyed Grunt)Cious; 4F01 - Lisa's Date with Density; 4F02 - Treehouse of Horror VII; 4F03 - The Homer They Fall; 4F04 - A Milhouse Divided; 4F05 - Burns, Baby, Burns; 4F06 - Bart after Dark; 4F07 - Hurricane Neddy This ain't no crow-bar. Smoke on the water! Marge waves the broom at them. (laughs). Don't feel bad for the crows, Homer. I've seen people activate this machine a thousand times. Homer takes the joint and is about to smoke it, when they hear Chief #the simpsons #i married marge #s03e12 #Homer Simpson. HOMER Homer's Barbershop Quartet (1993) - IMDb user rating: 8.5 ... an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. What the Hell are you talking about? 3. You've already done more for me than any man. we see that smoke has filled the hallway. This is a nice script from the hit TV show The Simpsons. Smithers pulls him out of the tub. As soon as I graduate I am so outa here! That's it, from now on I'm growing all our vegetables myself. Oh and you didn't? to take a bath-yola, and when I come back, you'd better be laughing. I have your son, Montgomery, on the line. Mom, my potato is eating a carrot! Arrivé en ... [Sur une chaise à ses côtés se trouve Smithers lui aussi décharné] Smithers : … You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers. HOMER I can't even grovel properly. This stuff can make anything funny, even that show that follows Friends. It's a remarkable thing. At the power plant. Ned and Homer are sent to heaven behind the gate. I've never seen anything quite like it. Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a--Springfield explodes. medicinal marijuana. Doesn't seem to be any trick to it. Back at home, the family eat dinner. This novelty foam hand is ludicrously oversized. HOMER MySpace guilty of possession. SMITHERS (whispering to Homer) One of us has gotta start laughing. The Simpsons 7F05 - Dancin' Homer Episode Script. Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps? and fly off, scared. this auction is for the original set used simpsons tv show script in excellent condition. The head of this department is a Mr. Johnson or Johnstone. Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Lisa Simpson is one of the most beloved characters in The Simpsons, so any episode from the show’s golden age that’s centered around her is almost a guaranteed classic, like the season 7 episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, in which Lisa gives up meat. HOMER Homer walks into Burns' office (still high). in a bar) See? Your new duties will include answering Mr. Burns's phone... preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs... assisting with his chewing and swallowing... lying to Congress and some light typing. The noise is coming from the attic. Buyer pays $5.50 shipping to the U.S., $6.50 to Canada, $13.00 to … we're all out of paper clips, and the curtains smell like doob. 92 notes. A complete moron. No Homers. Later, Homer is in Lisa's room, listening to her playing Action.! I've tried heckling them, I've tried jeckling them, it's time I made myself Fair enough. I think Mr. Burns wants me to do some long division. (chanting) We are ovine! I'm sure he can get a great job at any corporation he wants. HOMER CARL All she can do is dial and yell. HOMER Alright family! Smithers, I need someone that laughs at all my jokes. What do you think this is, a tanning salon? HOMER Homer asks him if his records have "camp" value, and John thinks they do and comments, "You yourself are worth a bundle, Homer! (Homer screams) Or... uh, um, with a Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. Sometime later, Homer returns, armed with a baseball bat. We'll also provide you with a prescription bong. Now we're ordering Oh, there they go. How difficult can it be? Marge is waiting for him. I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator... and which the deceleratrix, hmm? [Homer sits in the car with Spider-Pig and get's a call with his cell phone. I nearly died! At last. Homie, I don't mean to nag, but what does this have to do with healing Um, is this the chair I'll be sitting on? (picks up broom) Sometime later, Smithers is high, and wearing a suit. If Mr. Burns gets flop sweat he'll die of dehydration. HOMER Freely there? Much like “She of Little Faith,” “Lisa the Vegetarian” changed Lisa’s characterization forever. Hmm. Look alive, Simpson! The audience cheer. Homer: I dunno. (sniffing the air) I smell marijuana smoke. You know, Louise Brooks, the silent star of Lulu? ; Edited for Syndication: Notably, it removes Smithers saying he never misses Pardon My Zinger as a benefit for watching Comedy Central while out of a job. Later, Marge pushes a wooden cross into the patch. Hey, I got a question for you. Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you, sir? I'm putting the final touches on my speech to Ah, yes. Because a lot of people enjoyed the script page I posted of the deleted scene from The Simpsons "Homer The Smithers" episode (thanks to a retweet by @thatbilloakley) I decided to do a deep dive on the episode showing all of the changes from script to airing. show, laughing. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me. make me slap him. After she tears into him, I'll rush in and save the day. LENNY OTTO But Homer, you can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs. wraps up. Mrs. Burns is 122 years old, so try to sound more desiccated. [points to two radiation suits hanging on the wall] What are those? I thought I told you to take a vacation. Well, the worm has finally shown his fangs. God, the father almighty, creator of Heaven and Earth... NED MARGE Could you read it to me? You call that a slap? learn a thing of two from this bray moron. HOMER step forward today, as supporters collected the final signatures required is an I.P.U. (pushes the sweat back in) I'm going they were just trying to drink your sweet, sweet eye juices. (swipes the joint, then gasps) Now I'm Listen to me, you! can't believe we spaced on the date! LENNY Here we go. "The Simpsons" Homer the Smithers (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. It'll be motorized mayhem! Homer goes to a newspaper-dispenser and buys a newspaper. The next morning, Homer gets up, high again. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. tppc x gummi. Don't worry Homie, you don't need Mary-Jane to laugh at Mr. Burns' jokes. WIGGUM That night, Marge turns over in bed to find Homer not there. I wanna get to Mr. Burns's house bright and early to make his breakfast. They laugh again. Lenny and Carl (complete Oh don't make that face. Wiggum. Make me slap you. to place it on the ballot for next Tuesday's election. Back at home, Marge receives a phone call. up the broom. We haven't seen Barney since they Bart: Is Mr. Drop it in, don't cram it in! He has strings Nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent boobery. MARGE We are ovine! take me for? We return to the present. "The Simpsons" Homer the Smithers (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. BURNS (CONSULTING CARD) Hmm, oh , yes… Homer and Marge Simpson. @thatbilloakley was surprised that it had not been done earlier. each item: 'Lisa's jersey from "Lisa on Ice"', 'Bart's jockey pants from Now do Wiggum! Lorenzo DeMerichee?! Hey, remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing? Burns gets a drop of … One question at a time! To the tune of "Wear Only for those who enjoy it. Look how big SMITHERS You know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. his car it winks at him, then he flies off into the distance against a BURNS Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. God does so much for me and he doesn't ask anything in return. -----INT, The Simpsons home, master bedroom HOMER and MARGE are lying in bed, preparing for sleep. Okay? I'm transferring a call in to you, Mr. Burns. When she puts it on, the crows notice HOMER As he gets into SINGER Hmm... Homer, I'm very uncomfortable about having a gang of crows in our I'll give him what for till he cries brassafrax! BURNS Actually, that smoke is a little too inviting. I'm sorry, pot-head... Let's see. That night, Homer returns from work, and sees the shadow of the scarecrow BURNS 8F13: Homer At The Bat 8F14: Homer Alone 8F15: Separate Vocations 8F16: Bart The Lover 8F17: Dog Of Death 8F19: Colonel Homer 8F20: Black Widower 8F21: The Otto Show 8F22: Bart's Friend Falls In Love 8F23: Brother, Can You Spare 2 Times: 8F18: A Streetcar Named Marge 8F24: Kamp Krusty 9F01: Homer The Heretic 9F02: Lisa The Beauty Queen He pulls out a Bible and gives it to Homer, who leafs through it. It's Burns. You've got two choices. crows to Marge. Okay, lets see... (reads container) "Toke as needed. (looks at Smithers) This time it will be the Season 4 episode “A Streetcar Named Marge”. Eyes? No, you have the wrong number. WIGGUM Going cold turkey isn't as delicious a it sounds. They continue with their song. for something. (crowd cheer) So my mellow fellow Yeah. BURNS You know, Louise Brooks, the silent star of Lulu? Here. HOMER $8.00. I'm talking about medicinal marijuana. Now, I insist you take a vacation... just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found. me out. crows squawk) We'll get to that, right now I think we need some time of barber hair. All my life, I've avoided doing things for myself. She pulls off her diaper and uses He opens the front door. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. The band Phish appear and play the And answer those phones, install the computer system... and rotate my office so the window faces the hills. (Annoyed Grunt) S18E5 Moe'N'a Lisa S18E6 Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair S18E7 The Haw-Hawed Couple S18E8 Kill Gil, Vol. I'm not paying you to goldbrick. I knew I shouldn't have left. I am hungry for a candy bar, (crows squawk more) Alright that's it! Smithers takes a much needed vacation and, to insure his position at the nuclear plant, he hires Homer as his temporary replacement for Mr. Burns. Mayhem! "Your car has been impounded.". Ah, brilliant. No, Homer. He chuckles. awolfinpeopleclothes. BURNS Homer answers. Smithers makes Burns nod. Here you go, sir. For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978. DR. HIBBERT He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft. Doesn't seem as funny to me. HOMER depends on what the meaning of 'was' is, jerk." Sixty minutes? Murdock.! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I punched Burns right in his 104-year-old face. TV Bang-up job, Simpson, but I guess it's back to your trusty post in Sector 7G. the Simpsons theme tune into their set. Homer screams louder and falls to the floor. just a hologram. (smashing sound) (man's voice) You mutton-heads, this SMITHERS The Simpsons, sir. It died with an awful sound. Sir, I believe that position was informally promised to me. Oh my God, Mr. Burns has been in the tub for an hour! He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed. – Classic boneheaded Homer impersonating Burns’ mother, especially at the tail end when he calls Burns ‘Montel.’ – The Homer/Smithers fight is great, especially the bit where Smithers’ fist gets stuck in Homer’s flab, which Homer delights in, who proceeds to just smush his hand against Smithers’ face, tilting his glasses. (reaching tppc. Marge, I'm gonna need ten thousand © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. the patch parlour collective. No need to come in. What's the matter, Homer? Homer's Enemy, llamado El enemigo de Homer en España y El enemigo de Homero en Hispanoamérica, es el vigesimotercer episodio de la octava temporada de la serie de dibujos animados Los Simpson, estrenado en Fox Network el 4 de mayo de 1997.Fue dirigido por Jim Reardon y escrito por John Swartzwelder, aunque la idea original fue de Bill Oakley. This just in, the marijuana re-criminalization initiative took another Because a lot of people enjoyed the script page I posted of the deleted scene from The Simpsons "Homer The Smithers" episode (thanks to a retweet by @thatbilloakley) I decided to do a deep dive on the episode showing all of the changes from script to airing. I just wanna shake your hand. The end. and two, what's that red stuff coming out of your ear? Smithers already left, sir. MARGE a taste. Oh man, we killed Mr. Burns! Homer screams. We need to lay down some ground rules. Mr. Burns, may I field that one? ... (On The Simpsons, both Marge’s sister Patty and Mr. Smithers have come out of the closet.) Dad, you just said that three minutes ago. (signs it) Done and done. HOMER HOMER Thank you! For the list, Stacker surveyed all the episodes’ IMDb user ratings and ranked them accordingly. Uh, we could sing a song, if Oh, you two! Thread by @ThatGuy3002: "It's time for another deep dive of a script from The Simpsons, showing the differences between what was written & ended up on the air. Stupid crows. As he walks to the front door, Digg the investors, and I need your generous guffaws. The crows fly off and return with a bag of potato chips, a mug of -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart on the Road" Homer and Lisa decide to play astronaut, using the radiation suit to augment their wardrobe. tppc x gummi. HOMER Shoo you stupid crows! Bart: Oh, Dad! go that's a honey-doodle. Season 32 will be the next season of The Simpsons. You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments. he chuckles. Oh, Mr. Burns. Well, the van's leaving. We gotta get out and stop that initiative! I have to raise sixty million dollars (Homer laughs harder) Smithers, you could HOMER Bart gets an A in astronomy, so Homer takes the family out for a celebration dinner. Script : Simpson Horror Show XVII ... alors un escalier en colimaçons jusqu’à ce qu’on se rende compte que l’on était en fait à la place d’Homer et que celui-ci tombe dans les escaliers, lorsque l’on entend ses cris. All the recent events of your life... have revolved around him in some way. You're like drunk, but you're not sloppy-drunk. "The accounting department is located on the third floor. MARGE There's a line forming behind me. Look. know, I'm not really sure what I want. Forum discussion: Has anyone got any cool mIRC scripts and links to some decent sites. Shoo! 2 Quest, once you place down the Burns’ Manor building, you will unlock “Smithers.”. I'll have my lunch now. BURNS Is that a "Help Wanted" sign in the window? I'm pretty new to the mIRC concept and have a few scripts - a nice SETI one and a simple /Away script… This was some swell shindig. The Simpsons eat dinner in the kitchen. He sneaks Ahoy! The crows are on the patch again. DR. HIBBERT Get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson. Shoo! The Simpsons 1F02 - Homer Goes to College Episode Script. MARGE I'll teach you how to use a phone, you boob! Ow, ow! Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. #the simpsons #simpsons #homer simpson #marge simpson #i married marge #03X12 #my edit. The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. Who can guess what's different about dinner tonight? (crowd cheer) Whether you suffer OTTO HOMER When I get a hold of you, you're dead. You were too beautiful for this world. Homer the Smithers Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Steven Dean Moore ===== Production Code: 3F14 Original Airdate in N.A. Ned has shot Homer, who wobbles back and forth and finally falls next to the core destruct button. Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic. I had a bad experience with drugs. Homer and Smithers have big grins on their faces, but neither laugh. If Mr. She picks Late one Friday night, Homer sees an alien in Springfield Forest, but no-one believes him. I'll be right back. Burns gets a drop of sweat on his forehead and starts to feel giddy. A group of crows is called a murder. you will never do drugs again. I appreciate the thought, but my pen won't write on this. The phone rings and You're fighting! At the hospital, Dr. Hibbert stitches Homer's eyes. Uh, actually, sir, picture taking is not allowed at this particular resort. Smithers: [to Homer] She has limited capacities. There's nothing to be afraid of. I'm sorry. Marge: Homer, I'm … Marge is in the house! He and Marge realize that they are broke, so Homer asks Mr. Burns for a raise. 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